rocky horror musical

[music playing] [whispering] this isn't the juniorchamber of commerce, brad. they're probablyforeigners with ways different than our own. they may do somemore folk dancing. brad, look, i'm cold, i'mwet, and i'm plain scared. i'm here, and there'snothing to worry about. [scream]

(singing) how do you do? i see you've met myfaithful handyman. he's just a little brought downbecause when you knocked he thought you were the candyman. don't get strung outby the way i look. don't judge a book by its cover. i'm not much of a manby the light of day. but by night i'mone hell of a lover. i'm just a sweet transvestite--

(singing) sweet transvestite. (singing) --fromtranssexual transylvania. let me show you around. maybe play you a sound. you look like you'reboth pretty groovy. or if you want somethingvisual that's not too abysmal we could take in anold steve reeves movie. i'm glad we caught you at home. could we use your phone?

we're both i-- in abit of a-- a hurry. so we'll just say where we are,and then go back to the car. we don't wanna be any worry. (singing) you gotcaught with a flat. well, how about that? now, babies, don't you panic. by the light of the nightit'll all seem all right. i'll get you a satanic mechanic. won't you stay for the night?

or maybe a bite. i'd show you myfavorite obsession. i've been making a manwith blond hair and a tan. and he's good for relievingmy t-- t-- tension. hey, i'm just asweet transvestite-- so come up to the lab. and see what's on the slab. i see you shiver with antici-- say it!

--pation. oh. (singing) but maybe therain isn't really to blame. so i'll remove the cause. [laughter] but not the symptom.